Oh God!!! My head has been skewered by this incandescent rod of unknown origin!!! No! I feel strangely serene, though. Could it be because there are two vastly shrunken people smiling at me from behind? Or are those sadistic, sinister smiles?!?!! Noooooo!!!
Alternatively:
I AM GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AND TREMBLE, FOR I WILL SURELY EAT YOUR PLANET!! SEE!! I AM VAST!! I AM SOOOO MASSIVE! NOTE THE TWIN SUNS ORBITING MY HEAD!! AND THE SEEMING TINY-NESS OF MY FELLOW PLANET EATERS!!!!! AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, MY GLOWING HORNS ARE TOO LONG TO BE CAPTURED IN ONE STUPID PHOTOGRAPH!!!!!
And then,
Oh mighty, mighty Galactus! Please don't eat my beloved planet! Please! I beg of you!!! Can you not see that we are trembling with fear? Can you not see how the cameraman is unable to sit still while trying to take a shot at me with his lens? Please!!!
And now the end 'cus i am really, really bored:
Steph!!! Benji!!! No more role-play for today! Haven't I taught you enough about evil and roots and econs and ceteris paribus to know not to role-play even though whatever i've been spouting has all been nonsense!??!?!?! Detention!
Sorry Miss Dhilshad...
Yeah. Sorry.
Quite alright. I'm cool about it. I'm cool. Cool.
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