Aaab... Aaab...
Dyslexic Sheep Go Aaab... Aaab...
Because actual sheep go Baaa... Baaa...
*involuntarily goes to the wall, shakes head momentarily, then repeatedly bangs head on said wall with gratuitous violence*
Next: Mat Jokes
Q: What's a small mat?
A: A Minimart.
Q: A heroic mat?
A: A Supermart.
Q: A big mat?
A: Giant.
Q: A mat who just got back from China?
A: Sheng Shiong.
Q: A french mat?
A: Carrefour.
Q: A thrifty mat?
A: Shop and Save.
Q: A judicious mat?
A: Fairprice.
Q: A mat who becomes prime minister?
A: Not gonna happen.
Ikhsan is damn bored today. I guess you guys can call me cold storage.
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